Title: Greenfield festival 2022
Date: 2022-06-13 21:00

This year, I didn't attend the Hellfest [like in 2019]({filename}/misc/2019.md),
but I had the joy of going to the [Greenfield Festival](https://www.greenfieldfestival.ch/en) instead.

[![Greenfield 2022 poster]({static}/images/greenfield_2022.jpg)]({static}/images/greenfield_2022.jpg)

It was mostly a trip to memory lane:
[Billy Talent](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Talent),
[Hammerfall](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HammerFall),
[Alestorm](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alestorm),
[Bad Religion](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bad_Religion),
[Skillet](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skillet_(band)),
[KoЯn](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korn),
[Baroness](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baroness_(band)),
[Agnostic Front](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agnostic_Front),
[Battle Beast](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_Beast_(band)),
and [Annisokay](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annisokay) whose singer couldn't make it, so it was replaced by [Caliban](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caliban_(band))'s.
Oh and also [Bring me the horizon](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bring_Me_The_Horizon),
which somehow managed to:

- have horrible [soundcheck](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soundcheck);
- painfully loud even wearing [ER20XS](https://www.etymotic.com/product/er20xs/),
- saturated (!!!) the speakers,
- gave the vivid impression that the singer was doing playback
- had songs where the two guitarists and bassist were simply walking on the stage.
- Cherry on the top, the effects on the singer's voice were sometimes cut a bit
  too early, outing him as a surprisingly weak singer.

As usual, [Powerwolf](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Powerwolf) was still an **immense** pleasure to witness,
as well as [Gloryhammer](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gloryhammer).
[Electric Callboy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electric_Callboy) was a nice
surprise: it was fun to hear what *modern metal* is sounding like those days,
and it's always welcome to have bands bridging gaps between musical genres:
here between metalcore and electronic music.

Weather-wise, rain on Wednesday and Thursday, and blazing heat the remaining
days: [Quechua 's Fresh & Black tents](https://www.quechua.com/quechua-tents)
were a welcome innovation to the world of traditional oven-like ones.

I was curious about what a Swiss festival would look like, and [wasn't
disappointed](https://www.greenfieldfestival.ch/en/guide):

- 20CHF to park a car, 8CHF per shower, 10CHF deposit per trash bag,
  VIP/GOLD/EIGER/MONCH/… tickets (no clue about what those meant: I took the regular
  ones), "camping claims" to reserve your camping
  square in advance, 2CHF for a locker, pay to get a [deployed cardboard
  tent](https://www.greenfieldfestival.ch/sites/greenfield.ch/files/documents/guide/factsheet_green_camping_kartent_gf20_eng.pdf),
  … welcome to Switzerland!
- No bottles/cans allowed on the festival, albeit tetrapak up to one liter were
  allowed. I still have to find a beer brand coming in paper bricks…
- "Crowd Surfing, Wall of Death, Circle Pit" were expressibly forbidden,
  but happened anyway.
- Reusable cups and dishes, with a deposit, meaning that the trashcans were
  surprisingly empty.
- People with a green "Hunter and Gatherer" t-shirt, collecting litter,
  to whom you could *donate* your cups and dishes, effectively giving 2CHF per
  item to the Greenfield Festival Foundation. Those volunteers were given a 3
  days pass for free in exchange of 3 hours of collect per day.
- A **lot** of food shops, which I didn't make use of, relying almost solely on
  an amazing [vegan kebab](https://www.outlawzfood.ch/) one, since it provided
  the best ratio tastiness/price/quantity.
- Everyone speaking perfect English (contrasting with the weirdly translated
  website), and often French as well, making it hard to brag with my German
  skills, since they recognised my accent.
- Strict bold "no-drugs policy" that was of course completely unenforced.
- Clean and non-smelly toilets, albeit one could, for 2CHF per person and time,
  use privates "clean toilets in a quiet atmosphere". No idea what this meant,
  I used the regular ones.
- A quiet/counselling/… area, by [Metal Church](https://www.metalchurch.ch/ansprechbar)
  by the local protestant cult, as well as a chapel ("The tent chapel is
  decorated with a beer can cross on the outside."), 
- A traditional Medieval Swiss Market
- "The age restriction to attend the festival is 16 years. Adolescents under 16
  are only given entrance to the festival if the legal representatives approved
  so. You have to bring a signed participation approval with you to the
  festival’s entrance.", along with a strong recommendation about not bringing
  kids under 8 years old. So this wasn't really a family festival, which was
  weird, because the Hellfest has pogo/wall of death/… yet is family-friendly.
- One of the main sponsors was a cigarette manufacturer: ads in a couple of
  places, an entire lounge, people selling cigarettes on-site, … meaning
  that there were a lot of smokers/smoke.
- Took place in a valley, surrounded by beautiful mountains all around.
- Everyone came by train, in a couple of hours ride.

Annoyingly, the festival was riddled with minor technical hiccups, both on-stage
(sound issues, weird soundchecks, …) but also for attendees: I had a 2 days
ticket (Thursday and Friday) but wasn't allowed to plant my tent on Wednesday,
so I had to buy a Saturday ticket at the entrance to do so. Speaking of
camping, a "quiet area" would have been nice: we were sleeping between two
large groups of people who took turn blasting music all day (and night)
long.

All in all, it was a nice ~small festival (one main stage, and a super-tiny
one), *affordable*, with a decent lineup, and without any major
hindrances/issues. Would recommend if you'd like to attend a
smaller/bubble-wrapped version of the Hellfest.
